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Some TMNT stuff really isn't for little kids. |
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[Twelve blocks.] [I've been shading this guy through alleys, down backstreets, and across rooftops. And he still has no clue I'm here.] [Make that thirteen.] [Time to end this.] Leonardo "You call yourself a ninja, pal?" Leo "I don't think so." |
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[Huh. Turns out this idiot's not alone.] [Well, the more the merrier.] Leo "Time for a little ninjutsu refresher course, kids." Leo "Summer school is now officially in session." Leo "I'm Professor Leonardo and I have only one rule in my classroom." Leo "Pay close attention at all times." FWOK Leo "Disobey, and I'm gonna have to toss you out." [Looks like I've got some motivated students after all. Good.] [First lesson...] Leo "Pain 101." Leo "Okay, I can't lie." Leo "I stole that line from Casey." Leo "But since imitation is the sincerest form of flattery..." Leo "...I'm betting he'll let it slide." Four-Armed Mutant Foot Ninja "Rahhh!" Leo "What the... Hell?!" |
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[A four-armed mutant Foot Ninja?] [This was definitely not in the curriculum.] [Time to switch to arithmetic.] SHNK Leo "Four minus one equals..." Leo "...Three!" 4AMFN "Graahh!" Leo "Guess this guy doesn't like math." CHUK! Leo "Don't be discouraged, pal." Leo "It's like my brother Donnie always says—learning can be fun." 4AMFN "Aaghh!" Leo "You just gotta stick with it." BANG BANG BOOM Leo "Okay. I don't like the sound of that." Foot Ninja B "Hrnng!" Leo "Or the look!" Leo "Especially the look!" |
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Leo "Only two arms... But you're a big one, aren't you?" CHOP Leo "Really big!" Leo "Which makes this a perfect time for our physics lesson." FWIP Foot Ninja B "Grg!" SHKK Leo "The bigger they are..." Leo "...The harder they fall!" WHAK Foot Ninja C "Foot bowmen..." Foot Ninja C "...We have him." [Ambush!] [Nice going, "Professor Leonardo."] [Who's the idiot now?] Leo "Way too many of them." Leo "I seriously need better cover." Foot Ninja C "Fire!" [The park!] Foot Ninja C "Do not let him escape!" Leo "Class dismissed!" |