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 HEY, KID, YOU'RE 
 A LONG WAY 
 FROM NICKTOONS! 

Some TMNT stuff was always meant for grownups.

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Undercover Cop "Hello? Hello? Is this thing working? Hell out there?"


Cop B "We're here Lieutenant, we have audio and visual--you're all clear."

Undercover Cop "Here goes nothing."

Turtle "Hey, hold up--check this out!"

Turtle "Something's up."

Gangster "That's the skin, man--it's going down."

Gangster "Jam-bam, dude."

Gangster "Don't even think, sucker!"

Undercover Cop "Whoa! Whoa! Take it easy--no problem here--just take it easy with that peashooter."

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in

NIGHT LIFE

story and pencils - Kevin Eastman
inks - Ryan Brown   letters - Steve Lavigne

Gangster "I'll take the money, chump! Gimme the case!"

Undercover Cop "Now hold on, pal--I thought we had a deal?"

Cop B "All units, all units--we have contact!"

Cop B "Drop site's changed, about a hundred yards south of original location!"

Cop C "Over, leader one!"

Cop C "Early hit guys--this way, let's move!"

Turtle "Look! A hit!"

Turtle "Let's help!"

Gangster "Things change man--no crack, no deal, no nothing--!"

Gangster "An we still keep the green"

Gangster "Later!"

THUP

Undercover Cop "Ugh!"



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Turtle "No!"

Gangster "Make tracks man!"

Leonardo "Raph, Mike, trail that scum--I want to see if this guy's alright!"

Donatello "Oh, no..."

Don "He's gone."

Don "Grahhh! Let's find these pukes and--"

Leo "Ut-oh--"

Cop "Freeze!"

Leo "Cops--bolt!"

Cop "Blow 'em away!"

Leo "Arrg!"

Don "You hit?!"

Leo "Saved by the shell!"


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BLAM

Cop "After them!"

Leo "This way."

Cop "There--heading for the bridge! Nail 'em!"

Leo "Up here, quickly! We'll dart across Ninth Ave.--"

Leo "And lose them in the alleys!"

Cop "Stop! Stop!"

SCREECH

HONK

REETT

Leo "Yow!"

Leo "I think we've finally lost the police--that was close, the closest yet!"

Leo "Break left up here--"

Leo "Raph and Mike were headed that way chasing the killers."

Leo "Let's hope we cross paths!"

Michelangelo "Bingo, Raph! Five o'clock low and headed this way--"


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Mike "--That's them!"

Mike "We've got to stop them!"

Mike "We'll never get down there in time, how can we--"

Mike "--Wait!"

Gangster "You two crawl under those seats, and stay hid!"

Gangster "Let's roll!"

Raphael "Stand back!"

RRRR {CLICK} RRRR

Gangster "Come on start, you hunk o' junk!"

CRUNCH

Gangster "Come on, man, let's go!"

Gangster "Shut-up!"

{CLICK} RRR VERROOOM

SKREEET

SMASH

KER UMP


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NEW YORK
551-AB

Gangster "Cough! Cops?! Cough! Choke!"

Gangster "Car's trashed man! Cough!"

Gangster "Gack!"

Same Gangster "Where'd those come from?!"

Gangster "Cops! Cops!"

Gangster "Shhh!!! No, not, cops-- They'd have moved on us by now."

Gangster "Ain't nothing up there!"

Gangster "Come on--let it dudes!"

Gangster "Ugh!"

Gangster "Oof!"

WAK

Uck!

Arrr!

BLAM BLAM BLAM

Gangster "What were those? What?! What!"

Gangster "Cease fire, jerkoff!"

Gangster "--Get up and run!"

Gangster "This way!"

Leo "Howdy!"


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Gangster "Ugh!"

Gangster "Gack!"

TAMMY'S

PHOTO

SKREEE

Cop "Unit 16 and 24 responding to Central Park murder suspects' location."

Same Cop "You sure you want code blue on an anonymous tip?"

>Affirmative units 16 and 24. We have back-up units on the way--approach with extreme caution, suspects armed and dangerous! Over.<

BUSTERS

Cop "This is the place."

Cop "Sergeant look! That's them alright--are they alive?!"

Sergeant "Cripes--"

Sergeant "What the heck happened here?!"

Turtle A "We did the right thing--didn't we? I mean after they killed that cop an all!"

Turtle B "Letting them live?"

Turtle A "Yeah."

Turtle B "I guess so..."

Turtle C "We did. We had no right to do anything else."

Leo "Here comes Mr. Sun guys, let's go home."

FINISH


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