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Slam dunkin' don
The Hoop-hammerin’ Hard Shelled Hero!

Team: Sewer City Slammers
Position: Forward/Center
Height: 5′ 9″ with hi-tops
Weight: 150 without Turtle Ball
School Team: The Reptile Rebounders
1st Round Draft Choice
Total Rebounds: 16,720
Total Assists: 300
Scoring Average: 94.0

Shoot and score with Slam Dunkin’ Don. This half court hard head is a real three point sharp shooter. The guards are on guard as Slam Dunkin’ triple loops every slammin’ jammin’ lay up. He’s a backboard basher and a forecourt fouler. Master of the pick ‘n roll, Slam Dunkin’ Don’s got the magic and the moves to score against the Foot foulin’ scum. His tough playin’ gets real well rewarded: MVP (Mutant Valuable Player), five years in a row.