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Some TMNT stuff really isn't for little kids.

Page 1[]

"Ancient Greece. Vengeful King Minos, ruler of Crete, instructs his man Daedalus, genius inventor, to build him a maze."

"The Labyrinth."


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"Every year, the Athenians sent seven young men, and seven maidens, to be sacrificed."

"Offerings."

"Blood tributes."

"They scampered through the dark passages of Daedalus' complex construction like..."

SQUEEK

Rat King "Exactly."

April O'Neil "Hello?"

April "Okay. Okay. Calm down. You have to calm down."


Page 3[]

"You have to get out of here."

Casey Jones "Still no signal!"

Casey "Argh!"

GAS

Casey "God, they're everywh—"

SMACK

Casey "—Ah!"

Casey "What the hell is this?"

Casey "Perfect!"


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April "OK, April. Figure out where you are. Map it out."

April "So this side is two, three."

April "Five, six steps across."

April "...Two, three, four?"

April "...Three, four."

April "...Five, six, seven, eight?"

? ?

April "Wait, what?"

April "That doesn't make any sense."


Page 5[]

April "Stupid."

April "This is..."

JAPANESE FAUNA


BIRDS
BIOLOGY & BEHAVIOR

April "...Pointless!"

April "Dad, why do I spend a million hours researching stuff that no one even cares about?"

April "Everyone else is doing easy stuff and I'm wasting a million hours writing about stuff no one even gets."

April "I could just do, like, "What is an owl." "

April "Would be done by now..."

April "Dumb."

John O'Neil (vision) "Hard work is never pointless, April."

John (v) "It's an opportunity to show the world what you do well."

John (v) "When you give up, you're showing the world that you're the kind of person..."


Page 6[]

"...Who gives up when things get hard."

April "I'm not giving up, I'm just not sure this is what I'm supposed to be doing, okay?!"

April "Dad."

April "Oh my God, please get it togeth—"

!?

April "Aahhh!"


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Casey "Hey!"

"The deadliest element of the Labyrinth was the creature it was built to imprison."

Casey "Now what?"

SNORT

Casey "Old man?"

CLIP CLOP CLOP CLIP CLOP SNORT

Casey "What is this?!"

"A deadly creature."

"Half man, half bull. A formidably monstrous end for the innocent Athenians who—."


Page 8[]

Red "Excuse me. I know you're enjoying your story of the Labyrinth immensely..."

Rat King "And you are not?"

Rat King "No taste for blood and gore today?"

Red "My interest was never blood and gore, brother."

Rat King "What then?"

Casey "{Huff huff}"

Red "The complexity of the human spirit."

!


Page 9[]

"The capacity for humans to carry and overcome the histories lodged inside of them."

Casey "What the hell?"

Casey "Aaaahhh!"


Page 10[]

BAM BAM BAM

Young Casey (v) "Stop crying! What are you, a baby? Stop crying! Stupid."

Young Casey (v) "Stop. Being. Scared. Baby."

Young Casey (v) "You can't touch me now, stupid old man."


Page 11[]

Casey "That yoga guy was right. We're damaged goods."

Young Casey (v) "Leave me alone!"

Casey "Hey!"

Casey "Hey, I know you're all in my brain but—"


Page 12[]

Casey "—Do you know how to get out of here?!"

April "Okay. That was bad."

April "Don't want to die in a mysterious maze in some old lady's trailer in the middle of nowhere."

April "Not the weirdest way to die that's come up in the past few years."

April "But still."

THE ONLY WAY OUT IS IN

April "What does that mean?"

Casey (echoing) "Hey! Stop!"


Page 13[]

April "Casey?"

April "Casey?"

Casey "April?"

April "Casey!"


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Casey "April!"

April "Casey!"

Casey "Are you okay?"

April "Yes! Are you?"


Page 16[]

Casey "What is this place?"

April "I don't know."

April "Holy cow, I'm glad you're okay."

Casey "I hate California!"

April "Yeah, I can see why!"

Casey "Now we just need to get out of here."

April "Right."

Casey "I guess this is the path?"

April "I don't know. It looks. Tenuous."

Casey "Yeah. But I don't think there's any other way."

Casey "Stay there."


Page 17[]

Casey "This is some road trip, huh?"

April "I kind of wish we were back at the diner now."

Casey "Bad coffee."

April "Terrible."

Casey "I'm sorry I was a jerk."

April "You don't have to apologize."

April "For that."

April "I'm sorry we split up."

Casey "I don't want to be the guy—"

April "Casey, it doesn't matter."

Casey "You're only saying that because I'm—"

CRUMBLE

April "Casey!"


Page 18[]

CRACK

CRACK

Casey "April, no!"

Casey "Why did you come out here? You can't save me! Now we're both—"

April "Wow. Really, that's what you're going to say to me right now?"

Casey "I don't want anything to happen to you!"

April "I don't want anything to happen to you! Obviously."

April "Look. I read this thing. I'm not sure what it means but, since we've got no other choice..."

Casey "What was it?"

GRAB

April " "The only way out is in." "


Page 19[]

CRACK

CRACK

Casey "What does that mean?"

April "I think it means there's no way out."

Casey "So? What does that mean?"

April "I think it means we have to go in."

Casey "How does that work?"

April "I think it's like our Thelma and Louise moment."

Casey "What's that?"

April "It's a movie."

Casey "Geez! I'm not a complete idiot! I mean what does that mean we do?"

April "We jump, together. In."

Casey "Well, we don't really have any other choi—"

CRACK

CRACK

CRACK

April "Okay."

Casey "Okay."

April "Together."


Page 20[]

Casey & April "Oof!"

Rat King "Well then. Our guests have arrived. How lovely."


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