"Splinter - Full 11 hours in the Ha-Shi. Are you sure none of you want to tell me where you were last night?
Leonardo - How you holding up, fellas?
Raphael - I ain't- *Splinter's tail hits his only standing leg* I ain't breaking if Donnie ain't breaking.
Donatello - Experiencing intense nausea, but not breaking. *Splinter makes him even more nauseous*
Michelangelo - Guys, I'm in the zone! There's literally nothing that could break me right now. *Sees the pizza* Starting to break.
Splinter - Of course, you've all tasted the five-cheese pizza. But this,...cheesemongers have speculated it's existence for centuries. Da Vinci's original masterpiece. I submit you-*lifts the lid* novantanove formaggio! The 99 cheese pizza.
Michelangelo - *gasps* It's not possible.
Donatello - Mikey, it's a trap! Pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!
Splinter - Shall I list the ingredients? Cheddar. Provolone.
Leonardo - Mikey, don't you do it!
Splinter - Asiago.
Donatello - Keep it together!
Splinter - Pelagio.
Michelangelo - I don't even know what that is.
Splinter - Mozzarella of course."